Things about me you should know . Married Twice ( almost thrice! ) aged 48, four Children all grown up into beautiful , considerate, adults . Bias? yes! ! I do spend a-lot of time on my own when the guys are back at Uni. therefor I surround myself with animals that need me and that I can Nurture and love. Ummm. Mad animal women..! Husband works away a-lot doing exciting things like make Movies with Harry potter or Maddona. Sounds really glamourous by believe me it is not. I spent some time with him in the early days , working as a Horse wrangler and Special effects artist in Malta and Mexico. It was long days and hard work, missing your family and longing to go home , after you get over sitting in a bar laughing with Orlando Bloom and Sean Bean! I did!! Me! My claim to my five minutes of fame ( well a few hours actually), were getting very drunk after we had landed in "Cabo San Lucas" Mexixo. It was two for one! What can you do? Two Goldfish bowls of frozen Margertta's , beautiful beaches a white bikini and film people! I was so drunk that The husband and I stared arguing ! ( as you do ) . i wish I was a happy drunk and indeed I do start of that way! then it all comes crashing down and the weeping begins! ( sighs) .. then the arguing and The man himself storms off leaving me two miles off the hotel in a white bikini unable to even walk! Needless to say two gay guys that operated the sound Boom thing! , held me up and took me back to the hotel , where I insisted I need the bathroom urgently and they left me across the road from the hotel, safe in the knowledge I was almost home!
Please don't ask me why but when ever I get legless and yes there have been many times ! i have to go and hide and sleep , so in my infinate wisdom climbed into the small closet under the sink and went to sleep! Seven hours later on waking and finding myself well and truly locked in the gym proceeded to kick the door down ! Which I did! (Nothing on my feet!) . Walking across the road and into the lobby and into the utter chaos I had caused. Directors , camera men and actors all ready to start a search party for me! Welcome to my world!